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Tue May 14, 2024
	One billion dollar lotto winner is receiving a lump sum payment of about $500 million and a lawsuit saying he lied when he promised to share his winnings with family members source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Photoshop this climbing kid source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	♪ Sa-sa-sa-salmonella ♪ source: aol.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	So you want to ban books about minorities? Say hello to your complimentary civil rights lawsuit source: wsbtv.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Up to a foot of rain possible in the Southeastern US. Raft and duck floatie sales skyrocket source: weather.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Challenge accepted source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	124
	Tornado season becoming more tornadoey, will be more dangerous for communities across the country in the near future source: vox.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	If you applied to Georgia State University, congratulations on your acceptance. Unfortunately, you were mistakenly emailed an acceptance letter source: abc30.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	I'll get two Mexican-style sandwiches al pastor and a Corona, please source: dailyboulder.com \| share: Copy Link	96
	Well, It's that magical time of the year again folks where the birds are singing, the smell of summer is in the air, and Fort McMurray Alberta is about to be burned to the ground source: edmonton.ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	24
	Photoshop these aurora watchers source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Charles becomes the first king to be frozen in carbonite if this picture is to be believed source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	55
	This song about Lyme Disease and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome is climbing the official US Top 40 charts. Apparently the topic ticks off a lot of people source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 14 is caveat, as in "Yoda could not eat a full cow, so instead a caveat" source: merriam-webster.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	I don't like your jerk off name, Alboran Cognac, I don't like your jerk off owners, do I make myself clear? Stay out of Gibraltar source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	San Francisco seeing surge in starving brown pelicans. White pelicans able to afford consistent meals and good healthcare source: abc7news.com \| share: Copy Link	26
(Some Auctioneer Guy)	Want to own a Red Lobster restaurant, with all the contents inside? You have until Thursday source: restaurantequipment.bid \| share: Copy Link	101
	Uh, fill 'er up, I guess (not safe for work or lunch) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	78
	We're not mature enough for a live New York-Dublin video portal source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	43
	You're not poor, you're an ALICE source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	128
	Large numbers of dead fish reported in Lake Macatawa. Cornholio wanted for questioning source: woodtv.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Florida man finds that discussing your sexual activities during a job interview is risky. Especially, if they involve children and you're applying to be a cop source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	A glimpse into the world of sploshing where things can get messy. As revealed by a splosher. Splosh source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	39
	Wonder why photos of the recent Northern Lights look better than what you saw in person? Wonder no more source: sfgate.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	Texas Rebar Caltrops is subby's ZZ Top cover band. Aw how how how source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	Today in AI headlines: "For months, scientists have been racing to figure out what's ailing and killing dozens of fish species, and to save the critically endangered smalltooth sawfish.0 seconds of 1 minute, 1 secondVolume 0%00:5800:5501:01" source: nbc-2.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	Will Cohen reveal anything we didn't already know? Will John Mikeson be able to keep a straight face downwind of Farty-Five? It's Day 17 of TSG's election interference trial source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	917
	Photoshop this armored guy source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Scorpions are invading Las Vegas. They will rock you like a hurricane source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	Woman in Tennessee denied an abortion after fetus medically determined to be a future MAGA voter source: independent.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	81
	Twin saves her sister by repeatedly punching a crocodile in the face. Let's see Rule 34 cover that one source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	39
	Day 811 of WW3: Russia "achieving tactical success" after launching assault towards Kharkiv, and U.K.'s Labour party, widely expected to win next general election, affirms its "ironclad" commitment to Ukraine. This is your Tuesday Ukraine war thread source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	266
	Check the door bolts source: wftv.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Scientists are studying what to do about your cheating-ass wife when she goes off to the Moon with your sonofabiatch former business partner source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	25
	Oklahoma judge has racked up a road rage incident and 2 drive-by shootings, but swears his gun was stolen right after the last shooting. Does he think Oklahoma residents are stupid? source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	German boobies-unification Veterans' Day source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	"Woman found dead accused estranged husband, pastor, of 'grooming' her at church." So dead women DO tell tales source: wjactv.com \| share: Copy Link	90
(Some Guy)	Police track down suspect after getting a hot, spicy tip source: wtaj.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	More than a dozen gigantic, decades-old Bighead Carp are removed from a Colorado pond Rocko and Spunky are relieved source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	Spiders on a plane encounters production delay source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Old and busted: lightning closes airport. New hotness: lightning strike blows out runway source: abc13.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Texas high bought low source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	26

Mon May 13, 2024
	Goofus illegally goes off-roading in his lifted truck in death valley. Gallant destroys 125 year old historic structure winching the truck out of the mud when it becomes stuck source: 8newsnow.com \| share: Copy Link	56
	This is the church. Here is the steeple. And now a tornado. To frighten the people source: wjactv.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	BMW driver convicted of gambling with human lives, not knowing how to park or use turn indicators source: kron4.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	The CIA ties up loose end source: wtae.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	We've had one, yes, but what about second funeral? source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	7
	If I buy them, do I get to burn Atlanta? source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	Woman never thought she would be reunited with her grandmother's face-eating leopard source: wcax.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Not sure what this Amish guy is trying to pull, but in my day we rode horses when roping cattle source: wgal.com \| share: Copy Link	20

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